"if only I were a girl...."

Robel: "Lauwa.... if Elvis was still alive, would you marry him?"

Me: "Ummm........... no."

Robel: ".............I WOULD!!!"

...so that's all it takes?

Robel: "daddy.... you're a good dad.
Because you make us eggs."

ahh, the joys of being homeschooled

Eliana: "Laura, what does PE stand for?"

Such words of wisdom...

I'm cheating today and using a quote that Robel said last year. But I wrote it down because it is quite possibly the funniest and most confusing thing he has ever said.

Robel: "A girl is a girl. Mommy is a mom....and boy is a boy, he is a he, she is a she...I'm thirsty."

The Age of the Monsters - 5,000 BC

Robel: "I can't go down to the basement at night all by myself! There are monsters down there!"
Hana: "Silly Robel, don't you know that monsters died a long time ago?"

...new word?

Emma: "Eliana, you just misunderheard me..."

how old is God?

Hana: "I hope that God is young...."

Noah: "Hana, NO ONE has ever seen God, so you don't know."

Me: "Why do you hope God is young?"

Hana: "Because when I kiss his cheek, I don't want to feel those... you know... those prickly things. What are those called?"

Me: "whiskers?"

Hana: "Yeah, whiskers."

Robel: "And if he was old, he'd have lots of wrinkles..."